She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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