your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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