when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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