If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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