But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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