After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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