I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
