Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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