is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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