sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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