That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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