I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
So vagazzling was a success
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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