he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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