these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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