Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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