why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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