Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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