what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I looked at my own cervix.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
