So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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