How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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