Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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