i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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