did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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