your thong is hanging out like whoa
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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