turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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