New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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