I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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