honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
