So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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