called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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