Grow some girl-balls and come out already
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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