discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize