at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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