Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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