Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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