Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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