Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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