I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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