id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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