You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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