16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
