And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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