Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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