Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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what are you doing with your life
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
