There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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