there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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