Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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