Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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