Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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