I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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