I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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