This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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