...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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