Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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